Something Fishy!!

[RATTER15]

A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing.
He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. The clerk starts a conversation with the man and mentions his behaviour
"I know it's none of my business, but I was wondering why you weren't having sex with your new wife."
"Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhoea."
"Well, what about anal sex?"
"Couldn't do that; she has diarrhoea."
"There is always oral sex."
"Nope, she has pyorrhoea."
"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhoea, diarrhoea, and pyorrhoea, why did you marry her?"
"That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"

[Quoi]

lol whataboutorrhoea... might give him some time off fishing

[lankeela]

Splutter! Just pebble dashed the screen with that one!

[Prudie]

Oh my cod!

[Svejk]

euch.

[maggiebee]

Ratters - an all time low - but still funny in a strange kind of way.