B00, I went to a hypnotherapist a few months back. He mentioned the word "moist" and I ended up in fits of hysterics. The "calm relaxation" was kind a mucked up for that day.
I am not a great cake fan - although I did make a vanilla sponge for my grandad's 90th a couple of months back and that was delicious. I think it helped that it was soaked in syrup.