Anon....you may end up with a bright purple nose, and become somewhat simple-minded, but WHF !
As a Lad in the 60's, I lived in Somerset, and all the farm workers drank Cider, the sort with things floating in it....scrumpy as we know it now. It was in the days before VAT, and no Purchase Tax was levied in Cider. So it was cheap !
Most of the Pubs had a separate bar to cater to the cider-trade. All those farm worker had their own large china mug, up behind the Bar, which was only used for cider ( Cider couldn't be served in Pewter Tankards, as the acid in cider reacted with the Pewter )
Be wary of Scumpy though....the place I buy mine, the Forest of Dean, warns that it is "sitting down cider", not standing up cider.