A Fishy Tale...

[Chipchopper]

A man walks up to the wet fish counter in his local supermarket and says to the fishmonger: "throw me a couple of those rainbow trout, will ya Fergus"

Fergus: "sure, Bill. but why do you want me to throw them to you ?"

Bill: "because I want to say to my wife, with my hand on my heart that I actually caught them"

[marval]

I trout him not.