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Berniecuddles2 | 16:14 Tue 03rd Oct 2017 | Jokes
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My wife has packed her bags and gone!!

Just because of my fetish with touching pasta.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
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I'll bet that she's left a bigoli in your life. Did she ride off on her biciclette?
16:22 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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I was in the supermarket the other day and couldn't work out which pasta I needed to buy.

Then the penne dropped.
16:55 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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She's run off with an Indian/Irish/Italian pasta maker ...

... Ravi O'Lini
16:57 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Penne her a letter ... she'll be back
17:00 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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no its over talbot ..im pasta her now
17:02 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Alphabetti she will be back.
17:18 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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What a load of Bolognese!...
17:19 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Did she blow a fusilli?
17:22 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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when she left she kicked me straight in the spag bols
17:22 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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shes not that type of girl prudie...lol
17:23 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Were you being a pesto?
17:24 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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i did dip my bread stick admittedly
17:26 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Can't you have a word in her shell like?
17:29 Tue 03rd Oct 2017

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