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Gizmonster | 11:03 Wed 20th Dec 2017 | Jokes
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Just in time for Xmas, I've been offered 8 legs of venison for 40 quid.
Do you reckon it's two deer????

Okay ... I'll grab my coat now ...
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Buck up your jokes please
11:05 Wed 20th Dec 2017
Buck up your jokes please
don't reindeer on my parade....
I was offered eight legs of young partridge. Apparently, going cheap...
Some very funny posts/ answers on here today :0)
Stop fawning over the OP - he needs to lie fallow after that offering ...
you might roe the day you posted this
Doe!
Oh deer deer!!
Vixen will have no doubt prancer-ed their way down the road with the 40 quid.
some vealy good replies
I'm staggered at all the replies you've had. I had no eye deer there would be as many puns
i will be dancing and prancing around the place and probably getting blizen off my face, before dashing to the loo to throw up that doner i had the night before, my nose looks like rudolf on a bad night.

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So whist we're on deer related jokes ....
What do u call a deer with no eyes??
..... No idea.
What do u call a deer with no eyes and no legs??
..... Still no idea.
What do u call a deer with no eyes and no legs, next to a hole??
.... Still no idea at all.
you missed one
what do you call a deer with no testicles,
still no *** eyed deer.
What do you call a deaf deer?

Anything you want, he can't hear you!

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