Telephone Survey...........

[Shaglene]

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a complete failure—why? –because:

In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa, they didn't know what "food" meant.

InChina, they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East,they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America, they didn'tknow what "please" meant.

In the USA, they didn't know what"the rest of the world" meant.

And in Australia, New Zealand, Canada , and Great Britain . . ..everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent

[murraymints]

Lol..

[albaqwerty]

like it! like it a lot !!

[poorclare]

That's a cracker ~ as the late Frank Carson would have said

[Voltage]

ring ring "its about your car accident the one you had next week"

[Shaglene]

That person called me as well Volty..........

[Patsy33]

Lol! Very good and true..