Where Am I?

[Theland]

Oh my word. I was languishing in Religion And Sprituality, bloodied and broken. I found a toothpick and removed a brick and escaped. I crawled up here to the daylight and fresh air.
Please welcome me as one of your own.
I have to go back to do battle but before that, I need a sandwich and an ice cream.
Oh dear. I seem to have ripped my pants on the way out.
Any cyber supplies most welcome
Send your cyber gifts to land behind my fridge.
Thank you all.

[rowanwitch]

Welcome to this brave new world,
trivial as it may be
One thing of which you can me sure
They're all as strange as they

[Theland]

Oh my the colours are amazing!

[Mamyalynne]

Sprinkles on your ice cream?

[Theland]

Just looked behind my fridge. Who sent the broccoli and the lavatory cleaner?

[Theland]

Pound coins on ice cream please.

[Mamyalynne]

We'll have a whip round.

[Theland]

Whoever sent the XXXL tee shirt from George At Asda, many thanks. My belly can relax in this wonderful garb.

[Theland]

Just took an aspirin. When I do this, €$¥%#, it hurts.
What should I do?

[rowanwitch]

Stop doing it

[-Talbot-]

sandwich and an ice cream?


Why the sandwich?
remember this... You don't need anything after an ice cream

[Arksided]

Good luck to you, sounds as though you're in Babylonia.

[rowanwitch]

Yes you do.....another ice cream perhaps with a flake

[Mamyalynne]

An ice cream sandwich is nice.

[Old_Geezer]

You are in the Roger Irrelevant section.
Have fun; wibble.

[Theland]

Ice cream sandwich? Licking my lips.
Oh no! More cyber broccoli just arrived.

[rowanwitch]

Never sure mamy, mayo or salad cream.

[Theland]

Just noticed my socks are odd.

[Old_Geezer]

How about your feet ?

[dunnitall]

And....Theland...what are you on, may I have some of it please. I'm in the realms of despair with my life... I need a helping hand. Only way to overcome is...well... To have whatever you're having. Thank The lord and pass the gin!

[Theland]

Salad cream? Thought it was yogurt.