Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Be Trick Or Treating:

[Shaglene]

1. You get winded from knocking on the door.

2. You have to have a kid chew the toffee for you.

3. You ask for high fibre sweets only.

4. When someone drops a chocolate bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

5. People say, "Great Keith Richard's mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.

7. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

8. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your wig.

9. You're the only Dracula in the neighbourhood with a walking frame.

10. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ex-husbands live.

[Patsy33]

Lol! Like 5 & 6!...