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Dogs?
Paddy and Seamus have just arrived in the USA by boat, and Paddy says to Seamus "I hear that people in this country actually eat dogs."
"That's a bit odd" says Seamus, "but if we're to live in America we might as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling "Hot Dogs, get your Hot Dogs here" so they walk towards the cart.
"Two dogs please" says Paddy and the vendor is happy to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the lads hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'.
Paddy is first to open his and his jaw drops open.
He leans to Seamus and whispers "what part did you get?"
"That's a bit odd" says Seamus, "but if we're to live in America we might as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling "Hot Dogs, get your Hot Dogs here" so they walk towards the cart.
"Two dogs please" says Paddy and the vendor is happy to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the lads hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'.
Paddy is first to open his and his jaw drops open.
He leans to Seamus and whispers "what part did you get?"
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