Glendoick Whisky

[Bazile]

What is special about the
above ?

Inspector Morse said most of the production is exported

[douglas9401]

It doesn't exist?

[sanmac]

And that is why it doesn't exist: It's all exported.

[wolf63]

I've been to Glendoick garden centre but haven't heard of Glendoick Whisky.

[Bazile]

A must ha herd him wrong

It is the wee hours of the morning

[sanmac]

Well, DI Rebus also liked to partake of it before it was all exported.

[douglas9401]

A small amout is laid down for the exclusive use of fictional functioning alcoholic detectives.

It's stored in a secure warehouse in Brigadoon until needed.

[retrocop]

Any Dick worth his pension would drink 'oirish' in any case. It's smoother with more distillation. How anyone could drink a whiskey called Talisker with any satisfaction is a masochist. Liquid smoked mud imo.
Supposed to be smoked with a peat flavour. Whatever!

[Bazile]

Ha listened to him again on +1.
It certainly sounded like what ha have in my title

'' Is that a bottle of ....'' - he enquired , to the lady

I don't partake of alcohol so ha not up on the subject

Wish ha knew what he actually says

[douglas9401]

I've just popped back to check that Retrocop knows that peat is basically mud that's then dried and burned.

Hard to know what the end product might be given those facts.

[douglas9401]

Apologies, there's a 'Not' missing from the above.

[Jonathan-Joe]

Could it be https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glendronach_distillery ?

[retrocop]

Lol Douglas
The bogtrotters have peat bogs galore but can still distil a superior brew without the need to inflict it on the conniesseur.