Bargain Bar

[DTCwordfan]

A man walks into a bar and orders a whisky.

The barman says "That'll be 20 pence"

"20 pence!?" said the man. "That's cheap! Do you sell food?"

"Yep" , said the barman

"Alright, I'll have a steak and chips" replied the man

"Sure" said the barman, "That's also 20 pence"

"Goodness me!" said the man. "How can you charge so little?" . "Are you the owner?"

"Nope, but I'm a friend of the owner" replied the barman.

"Well where's the owner?" asked the man

"Oh, he's upstairs with my wife!"

"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asked the man

"The same thing I'm doing to his business" replied the barman

[emmie]

very good

[Chipchopper]

The CHANGE will do him good!