Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

Have you any hobbies?

I collect the little balls that are inside spray paint tins and store them in orange & q buckets which I also collect

I once made a necklace from said balls before my first date with Lavina Skinner as a present but said date never transpired as she expired due to choking on a piece of corned beef

[goodgoalie]

My hobby is avoiding 'funny' posts with Hi I'm New Here in the subject box

[david small]

What a good idea. I myself, meaning me, have a toothbrush for each individual tooth in a myriad of colours, mostly blue. Alas age has diminished the quantity of teeth in my possession so I find I have a surfeit of the aforesaid implements.

[Mamyalynne]

I am currently making jewellery from ring pulls, proving very popular.

Did Lavinia leave the little key in her corned beef sandwich Bob?

[tonyav]

I make lucky charm bracelets out of fuse wire with 7mm nuts and bolts hanging from them. Is there a new year sale at B&Q may be a reduced price on the Orange buckets.
Has Lavina got any sisters ?

[Mamyalynne]

... and are they Derry girls?

[gness]

Never mind the balls and corned beef, Bob...you do know you were being chased by a woman on AB today?

[Mozz71]

//My hobby is avoiding 'funny' posts with Hi I'm New Here in the subject box//

Well, you failed with that little task this time.

[tonyav]

Bob...you do know you were being chased by a woman on AB today?

Born lucky that bob, and he's survived another Christmas.

[Musictv2019]

I build jigsaw puzzles