Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A lorry containing Vicks Sinex spray has crashed.
Police say there will be no congestion for eight hours.

[wolf63]

Do you have a book of crappy jokes or do you make them up yourself?

Yes, I am grumpy. I am off to see if I can fall asleep and see if that improves my mood. ☺

[1ozzy]

'snot an issue?

[Chipchopper]

We're stuffed!

[DTCwordfan]

Life lesson number 9532 in life (learnt at the pharmacy):

There's a very good reason* why Vicks isn't marketed under the same name in Germany.

(*It sounds like the word for "***")

[DTCwordfan]

wankel minus the kel....

[ZebuSanctuary]

Sinus up for your next joke. I just nose it will make me laugh!

[Patsy33]

Honestly, all these road spillages gets up my nose!

[Bazile]

It's just the bogey man at work - all these problems will blow over

[mallyh]

this blockage is not to be sneezed at x

[ZebuSanctuary]

Nostril-damus predicted this would happen :-/

[Canary42]

I just love the competition to sink even lower which is initiated by these Dad jokes :-)

[ZebuSanctuary]

// I just love the competition to sink even lower //

LOL... And you're old enough to know worse!