Witness

[Hopkirk]

A truck filled with Worcestershire sauce crashed into one loaded with quinoa.

A reporter asked a witness to describe what happened, but he replied "It's hard to say".

[dustypuss]

I don’t get it. Probably because I don’t know what Quinoa is.

[bhg481]

You don't need to know what it is, just how to pronounce it. Now do you get it?

[dustypuss]

After a bit of googling yes I get it now. Thanks. PS absolute crap joke HopKirk you can do better. Go to the back of the class ;-)

[Old_Geezer]

You need to know that those in the know obviously mispronounce it. Either that or they can't spell.

[Chipchopper]

Maya offer my condiments to the chief

[DTCwordfan]

Come on ketch up with new cereals/grains......

[Geoffrey13]

A website telling how Americans pronounce it - weird, but it'll do

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=quinoa+pronunciation+uk&sxsrf=AB5stBhZm7FMTXmhklbq4ExvEM0rWQtPLw%3A1691600754068&source=hp&ei=csfTZKmZAr6BhbIPic2ogA0&iflsig=AD69kcEAAAAAZNPVgj8fbBPFg_XeeqPnwIjZFQkcwSd6&oq=quinoa+pronunciation&gs_lp=Egdnd3Mtd2l6IhRxdWlub2EgcHJvbnVuY2lhdGlvbioCCAEyCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAESJeJAVAAWLRtcAB4AJABAZgB_gugAaYYqgEIMTYuMy44LTG4AQHIAQD4AQHCAggQABiABBixA8ICCBAuGIAEGLEDwgIREC4YgAQYsQMYgwEYxwEY0QPCAgsQLhiABBixAxiDAcICDhAuGIAEGLEDGMcBGNEDwgIFEC4YgATCAgsQLhiDARixAxiABA&sclient=gws-wiz#kpvalbx=_icfTZKKOC4WmhbIPi9ePcA_31