my favorite quote has to be winston churchill, a woman said to him 'if you were my husband i'd poison your food' he came back with 'if you were my wife i'd eat it'. whats yours?
Another one attributed to Sir Winston Churchill ---------
It was said that he was walking towards the Labour MP, Bessie Braddock, who pointed out that his flys were undone. Churchill is reputed to have said: "Dead birds don't fall out of nests."