Going to the shops

[scotchollie]

I'm just nipping down the shops for some bread. Does anybody need anything while I'm there?

[redhead23]

not if its gonna be a 70 mile round trip , u could get me a chinese though i really fancy one and some toblerone im easy to please

[scotchollie]

Okey Dokey - anything else?

[redhead23]

well apart from an italian man or an al pacino ill settle for the ****** ta x

[redhead23]

ps i sent yo AN EMAIL MAN

[scotchollie]

Coming right up. Not many Italian men in SW Scotland, mind you.

Had entered Bejaysus in the Grand National. Little sod led from start to finish, but stopped a yard short to **** his leg against the final fence post, where he was overtaken by all the others....

There's no justice.

What size Toblerone?

[redhead23]

the largest you can get i like me food no diets and all that namby crap for me

[scotchollie]

Good Girl.

Fancy one of my Cheesy Wotsits..?

[brachiopod]

Did you get me any baccy? I've just run out.

[scotchollie]

You sadi baccy??

Sod it...

I bought you Wookie...

[brachiopod]

Bum !

I daren't think what you bought me instead of green Rizlas (small, not kingsize, thankyou)