chocolate bars previous names

[Tunacheeks83]

can you tell me the previous names off all chocolate bars?

[oculist]

Who remembers "Coffee Crisp"? A gorgeous coffee flavoured chocolate bar which preceded the inferior "Toffee Crisp".

[geraint]

I do! Back in the 70's they were mmmmm.

[bronners]

sorry fathead but starbars have always been starbars i know i still eat enuff of em lol

[oculist]

Thanks Geraint, nobody I know remembers these. They were the ones missing out!

[Tunacheeks83]

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.

He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.

'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought!

Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Creme Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down to Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he always fancied himself a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his ki! ng size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!!

[bushbaby_de]

i remember Nestle Vice Versas, they were vastly superior to M&Ms but for some reason vanished from the shelves!