pubic hair in meals

[tinglepie]

do yiou pick them out and continue or nearly be sick and never return to the restaurant again?

[funnygirl]

Yukk!!!

I would be vomitting all day long and suing the restaurant!!!

It has happened to me once, in my staff canteen. After finding strands of blonde hair and one stuck in my teeth, I vomitted. Vile.

[karmgirl]

ewwwwww but how do you get them in meals?

That must mean staff have been doing things they shouldn't be.

[joggerjayne]

I only eat in restaurants where the menu certifies that all the cooking and serving staff have had complete laser hair removal down below.

Avoids the risk of such unpleasantness.

[ummmm]

Take it out and hope nobody noticed!!!!

[joggerjayne]

Take it out in a restaurant ummmm?

Surely just finding a pube in your food is not THAT exciting?

[Booldawg]

How would you know if they were in something like crispy seaweed?

[joggerjayne]

okay ... enough !!!!!!!!!!!!

[tinglepie]

what if it was a ginger pube?

[doglady]

Take it out, refuse to pay for the meal and get free drinks as well plus a bottle of champagne (opened in front of you). Never go there again, and write to the papers to stop other people going there too.

How would you know it was a pube and not just curly head hair? It doesn't make that much difference, but still..!

[redcrx]

a friend of mine bought a triple pack of muller corners once. The cardboard insert in bottom of it had
"ive had a w*nk in the banoffee pie"
written on it, obviously by some disgruntled staff member thinking they were clever

She sent the package back to manufacturer and asked if that meant that the ingredients list and product breakdown now had an incorrect protein value.

She never even got a reply!

[tinglepie]

I remember 4GS w@nked into some icecream and fed it to his freinds.
Is that normal behaviour?

[filthiestfis]

Is this a windup question? How could someone get a pubic hair on food unless they were shagging next to it?

[Goodsoulette]

One day when I was working and one of the girls came into the office and said can you deal with this lady she's going mental and wants to speak to the person in charge.

I went out and this near on hysterical woman was holding some tissue in her hand and said to me, look what I've just found, opened up the tissue and there was a great big curly black pube. MY face dropped, more cause I wanted to go home in 5 minutes and not fill out a load of forms. I said that I was ever so sorry and where did she find it. With disgust she told me, on the toilet seat. I have no idea how I didn't laugh in her face.

Anyways I gave her some vouchers and off she went, still grumbling/

[tinglepie]

what if you found one in your teath?