Good Girl

[joggerjayne]

I've been really good today.

Worked all morning, without p*ssing around on AB ...

... and now having a healthy, home made cauliflower cheese.

Okay, okay, Momba cooked it, and I've just microwaved it. It's still home made though. Just ... not at my home.

Hope you're all being good too.

[sara3]

hey Jayne :o)

I'm at work.. the connection speed here is about 3mph.

I've just had a smoked salmon bagel and I made it myself! (well, I didn't catch the salmon..)

oh, I had a Wispa.... bad??

[natalie_1982]

I did 100 sit ups before work, and walked to work which is a good 25mins at a decent pace. Thankfully I missed the rain. Was that good?

I had a whlemeal pitta bread with cajun vegetable cuppa soup and a banana for lunch. Whoah! It's all too exciting......

[funnygirl]

Blimey Nat, you're a superwoman!!!

I had a tuna bap, homemade and an apple!!

I am still hungry!!! May go and get a cup of soup!

I thought it was your birthday today Nat.

I've got my Nats mixed up.

[logic]

No worries, funny
Just tippex it out, :-)

[natalie_1982]

Nope, it was my Birthday last week, it's nat_84's bday today!

I am not superwoman, I am desperately trying to shed the baby weight so that I can pile it all on again over Xmas and begin again in New Year lol!

[Bbbananas]

I've been pretty good so far today also.

I'm having to put myself into 'interviewing' mode - so today it's the pinstripes & the professional hat. I'm sure they'll see through it all & I'm bound to say something wildly appropriate. 15 candidates - 13 of them male (and most of them just out of University, bless their little calvin kleins).

What attributes should I look out for, as well as a nice pert bottom & GSOH? Mmmmm... any thoughts JJ? I get the feeling you think along the same lines as I.

[joggerjayne]

MARKER'S SHEET

Sara ...

Smoked salmon ... good (and yummy)
Bagel ... not sure (but don't like them - bit chewy)
Wispa ... bad, but not TOO bad

Gets extra marks for not having cream cheese
And for having a pretty nose

Loses marks for slow internet connection
And for not catching the salmon

Overall score: PASS

Natalie ...

Sit up ... excellent ... Gold Star
Walking to work ... also very good

Pitta ... acceptable ... especialy as it was wholemeal
Cuppa soup ... bit yucky, but also acceptable
Banana ... slow release carb food ... very good

Gets extra marks for ... those sit ups (nice tummy, Nat!)

Loses marks for ... ooh, nothing

Overall score: PASS WITH MERIT

funnygirl ...

Tuna bap ... acceptable ...
Apple ... very good
Banana ... slow release carb food ... very good

Gets extra marks for ... being nice to Nat

Loses marks for ... contemplating an extra cuppa soup

Overall score: PASS

Logic

Did not complete entry form

Overall score: FAIL

[natalie_1982]

Make sure they smell nice, and they're not gay - not that I am homophobic atall, but it's not as much fun looking at somebody completely unattainable.

[sara3]

I'm the only bad one so far.. oh poop!

good luck Salla x

[funnygirl]

Still being nice are we!!!!

It won't last!!!!

Have you finished all the housework and started the dinner yet?????

[Bbbananas]

Oh, they've got to smell nice, you're right on that one.

Actually it doesn;t matter to me if they're gay, because I don't really want too much of a distraction (this person will be 'under' me, so to speak). I get on very well with young gay men. Does that make me a fag hag?

I must be professional today though - don't want to put them off straight away. The smut can come once they're bedded themselves in.

[joggerjayne]

Hi salla

Presume it's taken for granted that they all have adequate paper qualifications, so the CV's are less important at this stage ...

... except to give you something to gaze at while you think of your next question.

But will they fit into the organisation?

Are you near the top of their "want to work for" list?

Time for "Tell me why we should offer you the job" and see which one says ... "I'm a safe pair of hands!"

And, as they leave the room ... check out their butts !!!

[natalie_1982]

How about bonus points for the fact that it as a slim-a-soup?

Well, aren't we just a bunch of skinny minnie's?

[joggerjayne]

Nat ... I already gave you a MERIT !!

=0)

[sara3]

my boss has just given me a donut. I might have got sacked if I said no!

fail, huh?

I'm liking Natalie's way of thinking....

[4getmenot]

yep I;ve not smoked for 3 weeks

[natalie_1982]

Ok, ok......

Apart from smelling nice, they should also have nice socks (perhaps you should ask them to remove their shoes upon entering the office). I don't like bobbly / holey socks, doesn't matter how flashy the shoes are if they dont look after their sockies.

[logic]

codge did some of the housework the other day,

I had to do the stairs and lounge though,
yes i'm still being nice, I even civilly to the lady in the post office this morning, and even she had to make a comment about that not being like me,
And yes it will last. it's the new me, and people seem to like it,
Yes Iv'e started preparing dinner, but can't do much more till my darling wife notifies me of her E T A
X

[ChuckFickens]

Hmmm,

Got up, coffee

Drive 5min to work, more coffee

Sit at desk for couple hours, more coffee

back to desk for couple hours, more coffee

I'm thinking I'm going to fail this one :)

[funnygirl]

It won't last!!

Why don't admit it, you're dying to let rip at the world!!!!

You won't win anything on here you know!!!