eggs

[riley]

How do I know if an egg is fresh

[incitatus]

put it in a deep dish of water. If it lies flat on the bottom it is very fresh, if it stands on end on the bottom it should be used soon and if it floats it should be thrown at the politician of your choice.

[Wee Kaz]

If you crack the egg into a saucer and the yolk and white aren't plump you have an egg that is not fresh, i.e. the egg white is thin and very dispersed

[crazy legs]

Check the shell for feathers!!