Did I hear rightly on this mornings TV news that as from today Waitrose will be selling Ostrich eggs
at £18.99 EACH. First of all how long would it take to boil? What on earth would you use it for?
How many people would want to buy one? (especially at that price) And is it April the first? ♫ ♫
I don't know Boobies, he won't tell me in case I start doing it too... I can't imagine having the energy to worry about it. I'm not allowed to prepare his eggs though!
Ooooh... Invisitbiltiy cloaks... Gurantee the first use will be men flocking in to the female changing rooms should it ever get released on the general public!
(Actually I might take one for the rugby training grounds...)