sweetcorn recipes

[mollykins]

We already had a tin of sweetcorn opened and someone went along and opened another, so we have the best part of two tins of sweetcorn open.

Are there many recipes, where the main ingredient is sweetcorn?

[Barmaid]

Doh! Of course.

Bang!

[jackthehat]

Are you sure you haven't just winged her, BM ? ;o)

[berniecuddles]

get the sweetcorn go into the garden give it to the birds!! end of story i thank you!!!!!!!

[ummmm]

Do birds poo it out whole? I wonder....

[mccfluff]

that was my @rse bm, right no more wine for you!

[mccfluff]

lol ummm, thank god i'm on my own in the office now :-)

[berniecuddles]

only you ummmm lol pmsl

[bednobs]

tell me, molly my lovely, when you wake up in the mornings, how do you tell?

[ummmm]

Her Dad probably shouts at her...tells her not use the cooker while he's gone to work. She wonders downstairs where her lazy Mum is sitting in their broken kitchen, doing nothing because she's lazy....and nothing really works because her Dad won't pay for it. He's saving up for boat ya know..! He can't give his daughter money cos he wants a boat. Plus, do you know how much fatty grisley steak costs....too much too much. Why waste money on food when you want a boat. I'm sure his unsuitable car costs a bit to run as well...!! He could use that money to fix the iron. Gosh...how selfish does he sound??

Thinking about it...it's child abuse. He made her wear a dress too small for her for her prom. That's scandalous.... Her best mate is a gambling addict. Is that the gay one? The one she would be with if he wasn't Gay?

Anyway Molly....hows your cousin Nix?

[ummmm]

Sorry Helen :-) x

[redcrx]

pmsl.

[mollykins]

UUmmm the cookers even more broken now! One of the four hob rings is now broken. Marine biologists study sea life, I won't be eating it.

[mollykins]

Plus, now i'm going back to college, i'll be up before my mum and dad in the morning, as i'm eating breakfast dad'll get up and go to work, I'll then have to make a cup of tea for mum and take it up for her, usualy when she's still asleep.

[mollykins]

I'll learn about them, but they're put into more scientific categories than; fish, shellfish and seafood or whatever.

[Answerprancer]

I can't eat sweetcorn any more since the 'Great Sh!t Explosion of 2009'.
Our basement flooded because one of our sewage pipes was backed up with 'stuff'.
The basement floor was awash with nasties including pulped bogpaper and floating on top - lots of sweetcorn -eewwwwww !

[yogi-bear]

Dont worry, Molly.......Qualified Marine Biologists have a "whatever" category too, so you'll fit right in :0)

[ttfn]

answerprancer - I am beginning to love you. So sweetcorn is to sewage what carrots are to vomit, if I have read you correctly ? ;o)

[Answerprancer]

yes ttfn - absolutely !