I want one

[marval]

Swedish coal miners (Sven & Olaf) were down in the mine working. The noon whistle blew for lunch and Sven pulled out a thermos of hot coffee. Olaf looks at it and says, "Say, Sven, what have you got there?"

Sven says, "This is a 2 quart thermos bottle."

Olaf says, "Yes, I have to get me one."

That night Olaf goes home, but forgets what it is called. So, the next day they are down in the mine working again, the noon whistle blows for lunch, and Sven pulls out his thermos of hot coffee. Olaf looks at it and says, "Say, Sven, what have you got there?"

Sven says, "This is a 2 quart thermos bottle."

Olaf says, "Yes, I have to get me one."

That night Olaf goes home but forgets what it is called again. Well Olaf really wants one of these things. So he decides the next day when he asks he is going to write it down so he remembers what it is.

The next day they are down in the mine working again, the noon whistle blows for lunch, and Sven pulls out his thermos of hot coffee. Olaf looks at it and says, "Say, Sven, what is that you have got there?"

Well, by this time Sven is getting just a little bit annoyed. Every day Olaf asks what it is and never remembers so he decides to just say anything since Olaf is not going to remember anyway. So Sven says, "This is a contraceptive."

Olaf says, "Yes, I have to get me one." And he writes it down.

That night Olaf is in the neighbourhood drug store and the pharmacist sees him walking around and says to him, "Can I help you?"

Olaf says, "Yes, I'd like a contraceptive."

And the pharmacist says, "Sure, what size?"

Olaf says, "Give me the 2 quart size, I'll be working in the hole all day!"

[boxtops]

Er - not one of your best............

[lindylou16]

Did you know that in 1972 the Welsh invented the condom, using a sheeps bladder. However in 1973 the English somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep.

[RATTER15]

lolol lindy!!