Deer

[thebarron]

Dead muntjac deer by side of our road, how do i cook it.

[thebarron]

Shall i cut its head off for you pinky.

[pastafreak]

eeuuww...you wanna get a taxidermist first........not sure Parcel Force does dead deer......

[thebarron]

It won't fit in the fridge.

[Mamyalynne]

Don't fridge it, needs to be hung!!

[thebarron]

What about its coat

[thebarron]

Its nice & thick kind of reddish brown

[ELVIS68]

Doh! a deer a female deer,
Ray the driver of the car,
Me, a name I call myself,
Far, I saw it and I ran,
So, I jumped back in my van,
La, a note to follow so,
Tea with Venison and ham,
That will bring us back to Oh.... sh!t what was that!

[thebarron]

How do i hang a dear,

[pastafreak]

For pinki...

http://www.google.co....4ixBQ&ved=0CDUQ9QEwBA

[thebarron]

Its got bigger horns than that.

[Buenchico]

TheBarron;
From a US site, but it might help you:
http://www.fieldandst...006/01/deer-hang-time

[pastafreak]

Like that?....

http://www.google.co....4ixBQ&ved=0CDcQ9QEwBQ