Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Yet again I'd like to extend a warm welcome to all the happy mad over 50's
who dare to enter our hallowed halls this evening. In keeping with the time of year, tonight's festivities has a Hallow'een theme (fancy dress is recommended but optional) The Tapster has excelled himself this week brewing up a heady mix guaranteed (he says) to "pop" the pennies off the eyes of the dead! He calls it the "Deathly Cauldron"
On the hot plate tonight we have a delicious Hallow'een Hash, with a selection of Horses doovers and canopies for your further delectation. On the pudding trolley are treacle scones and toffee apples (the toffee apple harvest has been extremely good this year)
The entertainment for this evening will of course be the Towers Minstrels with their usual selection of madrigals and fugues but tonight for one night only, they will be joined by the Crypt Kickers, direct from their sell out tour of Transylvania. In honour of the occasion Igor has taken his chains out of mothballs and will wear them tonight (please forgive him if service is a bit slower tonight) the castle ghost Sir Cumference will also be around to haunt the proceedings and Horace has also promised to leave his comfy dungeon to join in the fun!
There will also be "dookin'" for apples in the swimming pool in the West Tower - full immersion will be required (cossies are provided)
For the rofl I have 1 Hallow'een Mask (used)
1 Witches Cauldron (in need of a good scour)
Come one, come all, and join in the fun....................

[DTCwordfan]

Hi nungate, it is busy out there tonight as you may have seen. Getting away if tuff tonight with the Brummy piss-heads emerging, stories of this and that.

So what goodies do we have for a riffle.

The island of Craggy Dreams, one tenant family, as per FarmerGina threads......

That simple - oh I'll chuck a rabid tony-goat in!

[nungate]

Hi DT, am still catching up with all the happenings on AB - have been without a power cable for my laptop for a good few days (borrowed my nephew's cable for last weeks meeting) so I'm not quite au fait with all that's been going here - it would seem I have a lot of threads to catch up on!

[Psybbo]

Hello nungate, thanks for the invite, I bring for the riffle some nuts, a blindfold and a bike donated by DT, dodgy wheels and hope to have a chat with QoM

[DTCwordfan]

That's an awful lot then what with FarmerGina, desktop, and lots of happenings on the med front......

[tonyav]

Good evening all and all that may enter later. For the riffle I have one roller skate only three wheels I'm afraid.

[nungate]

Hello Sibton, QoM is around, watching Merlin at the moment, she'll be along later I expect. Lovely offerings for the rofl!

I know DT, I shall probably end up cross eyed!

[DTCwordfan]

Oh I thought you were throwing in a Roller, tony; after all I have chucked in a dubious island and a rabid goat........

[nungate]

Mmm just noticed, a rabid goat? Maybe that should be kept in isolation, wouldn't want my livestock infected.

Hi Tony, how are you?

[tonyav]

No DT, you can keep the rabid goat mmmm wouldn't mind the island though !.

[tonyav]

I'm fine thank you maam, hows your self ?.

[nungate]

Bearing up Tony, bearing up, been a trying week! No hot water and heating from Sunday night until Tuesday - thank heavens for the electric shower!! No power cable for the old laptop - though the new one has finally arrived!
Also not sure if QoM has been on more "semi dates" or one semi date and a date this week - I can't keep up truly!

[DTCwordfan]

rabid as in mad, not rabies......

[nungate]

All madness is embraced here at the Towers!

[owdhamer]

Dont forget folks,if there is any shyte going its mine

[tonyav]

OK, then DT, mad is alright with me !.
Bloody hell nungate what a week you've had ok iv'e gotta ask, what is a semi date ?.

[tonyav]

Hello, owdhamer, get one of those tailcocks down ya.

[nungate]

Not too sure Tony - only herself knows what a semi date is - she will probably be along later I'll ask her to explain

[tonyav]

nungate, I wonder if it means no kissing! lol.

[DTCwordfan]

It was in tony's Roller car,
magnificent in silver-shadow sight,
wheeling away so elegantly,
Carrying the well off
Nungate Towers guests of state,
But pitiable in condition,
From Brummie, it carried the sinful, from the Exhibition
Rowan and Redman et al who over indulged
In ale to drink everything
They made and had on their stands,
The drinkers changed in time, NoMercy ahome
But tony's Rolls Royce rolled
On and on ever-elegantly,
Carrying the AB pissheads
to Nungate Towers so beautiful.

[nungate]

Your guess is as good as mine!