Nuns Best Fish & Chips..

[Peaspeculiars]

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.
Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.
After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers.
The first one says, "Hello, I am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles." "I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner.
The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."
She turned to the other Brother and said, "Then you must be....?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so..... I am the chip monk."

[tonyav]

. I am the chip monk."


LOL.

[DTCwordfan]

"Will you be coming this way again?" said Chip Monk.....

"Only with Sister Tartare."

[berniecuddles]

DTC please leave this plaice

[tonyav]

How about Friar Tuck.

[DTCwordfan]

Seen the end of your nympho joke, bernie? Are you the sole contributor here?

[DTCwordfan]

I must say that, with tony's and bernie's comments, this thread is heading the way of being a little mushy, peas.

[berniecuddles]

there was a fight in the local chippy earlier two people got battered

[tonyav]

Oh do stop carping on about it, DT ;-)

[askyourgran]

Thank cod for that!

[berniecuddles]

i went in the chippy and said to the bloke serving " how big's your plaice"
he said "its a bedsit above the shop"

[Peaspeculiars]

My mate won a fortune on the lottery - spent the entire lot in a year at the local fish and chip shop,
just frittered it away..

[tonyav]

Just like his dad then, Peaspeculiars, a chip off the old block.

[DTCwordfan]

A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm and says
"Do you serve fish cakes in here?"
Peas, the sole owner of the premises, replies "No."
The man says "that's a shame it's her AB birthday today"

[DTCwordfan]

A man walks into Peas' fish and chip shop and asks for the largest cod they have.

The guy behind the counter says, "Okay, it won't be long."

The man replies, "Well, it'd better be an effing fat one then!"

[DaisyNonna]

Wanted to buy some kippers but they were all asleep

[Peaspeculiars]

Lol, you are all daft as brushes :-D

A Polar bear walks into an English 'fish and chip' shop and says to the person taking the order, "I'll have a Cola and ............................................................................... large fish and chips ." The order taker asks, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear says, "I dunno, I've always had them."

[DTCwordfan]

A bloke walks into Peas' Fish and Chip shop and says, "Cod and Chips twice, please."

Peas says, "I heard you the first time."

[berniecuddles]

i said to the chippy hurry up get your skates on..!!!

[marval]

lol

[berniecuddles]

the fish was that fresh it ate all my chips..!!!