The Truman Show

[gness]

I'm beginning to think I'm starring in a remake of the above....so far today....

The delivery man handed me a box.....I knew what I was expecting but didn't realise how heavy it was....the moisturiser on my hands didn't help I suppose.
The box slipped...hit the door frame and bounced onto the delivery man's knees......the soft fleshy bit above the kneecaps.....

There was no Wet Paint sign near the door of my mother's room in the home...I know there wasn't....the door now has my handprint and I had a pillar box red palm......

I blame myself for leaving the garden rake just inside the shed where I keep the turps.....I now have an egg on my forehead.....

I'm now off to the garage to paint some large posts....yes the builder is here tomorrow.....♥.....are the hidden cameras rolling?.....☺

[Arksided]

The egg only has eyes for you. ;-)

[gness]

Were I taller, Ark...I'd have no specs and black eyes.....x

[Arksided]

Lucky you. They're watching you though... ;-)

[mikey4444]

Gness ...I would go to bed for the rest of the day if I were you...out of harms way there !

[Slapshot]

All those gags.... and this was the one I was looking for.....

The three wise men, Cuddles, Welshy and Slappers arrive to visit the infant lying in the manger...bearing gifts of gold...Incense...and myrrh.

One of the wise men...Cuddles accidentally stands on a rake lying on the stable floor.

"Jesus Christ!"...he exclaims.

Joseph says..."Write that down...Mary..

It's better than Minty.... ;0)

[gness]

And that's why I never wanted to marry a Joseph, Slappy....x

[tonyav]

Tut Tut, caught Red handed gness.

[gness]

I was, Tony.....I sneak in there...and sneak out.....not this time...☻

[Psybbo]

You will have black eyes though x

[aelmpvw]

i dread to think what you were going to do with the turps ...

[gness]

Oh I hope not, Psyb....the last one has just gone away.... :-(

[gness]

Ael....I was really only going to remove the red paint.....from my hand....I'll let the home deal with my Mum's cheek that I patted without thinking....x

[lardhelmet]

Good job you didn't knock your teeth out gness!

[aelmpvw]

they were probably in a tumbler in the bathroom

[gness]

Lard...some of my teeth were knocked out long ago by a clay flying saucer.... the replacements were the ones in the tumbler...luckily.....☺

[shoota]

Ah those turps......
At least they were on our side at Sevastopol.

[tonyav]

I can't forgive them for Gallipoli though, shoota.

[gness]

Evening boys......xx

[tonyav]

And a very good evening to you to, gness.

[shoota]

Gneiss one!