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Just A Few Thoughts
You know why a woman's work is never done? They don't get up early enough.
And then she asked "What's the best form of birth control after 50?" and I said "Nudity".
When you think about it God has to be the best inventor of all time. He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
My wife said "Watcha doin' today?". I said "Nothing".
She said "You did that yesterday" I said "I haven't finished".
I found the neatest way to make my wife a more careful driver, I pointed out that if she's ever in an accident the paper's gona print HER REAL AGE
I always let my husband do the talking. I just do the contradicting.
First lady: You're a widow aren't you?
Second lady: I am. And may my husband rest in peace until I get there.
First lady: Has there been any insanity in your family?
Second lady: Yeah, my husband thinks he's the boss.
We women know why men like to go fishing. Because it's the only time anyone says "WOW! that's a big one"
And then: Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing and chewing tobacco, when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she aint spoke to me in over two months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow draw and says, "Better think it over, women like that are hard to find."
And then she asked "What's the best form of birth control after 50?" and I said "Nudity".
When you think about it God has to be the best inventor of all time. He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
My wife said "Watcha doin' today?". I said "Nothing".
She said "You did that yesterday" I said "I haven't finished".
I found the neatest way to make my wife a more careful driver, I pointed out that if she's ever in an accident the paper's gona print HER REAL AGE
I always let my husband do the talking. I just do the contradicting.
First lady: You're a widow aren't you?
Second lady: I am. And may my husband rest in peace until I get there.
First lady: Has there been any insanity in your family?
Second lady: Yeah, my husband thinks he's the boss.
We women know why men like to go fishing. Because it's the only time anyone says "WOW! that's a big one"
And then: Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing and chewing tobacco, when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she aint spoke to me in over two months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow draw and says, "Better think it over, women like that are hard to find."
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