Whats the difference?

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between a reliable vacuum cleaner and a randy admiral in the swiss navy?
One sucks and never fails...

between a street vendor and a dachshund?
One bawls out his wares on the street

between a short-sighted marksman and a constipated owl?
one shoots but never hits

Any more?

[Wrongn3mber]

Lol@ the last one.

[sidkid]

Between a lorry and a giraffe?
One's got hydraulics

[sidkid]

I've got one about a randy butler and a horse but too rude for this site!

[sidkid]

and another rude one about a magicians wand and a policeman's truncheon.....but I'm sure someone will oblige.....

[marval]

What Is The Difference Between A Magician's Wand and A Policeman's Baton?
One Is Used For Cunning Stunts.

[sidkid]

oh alright then..
between a horse and a randy butler?
one likes a pant in the country...

between a magicians wand and a policeman's truncheon?
one's used for cunning stunts...

[Capeman]

What is the difference between a cavalry horse and a brewer's horse?
A cavalry horse darts into the fray ..........

[wildwood]

//magicians wand and a policeman's truncheon?//

What's the difference between a bus load of Blondes and a bus load of circus monkeys.
One is a bus load of cunning stunts.

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lol some good ones there, like Capemans best I think.