Ab Carols - Day 5

[DTCwordfan]

The Fifth Day of Advent AB Carols - three more to share with you. If anyone wants to track back, then you can go back from this link
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1198946-2.html#answer-7563608

Happy Christmas to all in here today.....there are many new additions to the list and some "repeats" - so what, we could do with Christmas cheer.

Carol 10

I saw three seadoggs come sailing in,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day,
I saw three sloopies come sailing in,
On Christmas Day in the morning.

And what was in those kenko ships all six?
On Christmas day, on Christmas Day,
And what was in those ships all six?
On Christmas Day in the morning.

Our savvy MicMak and his lady
On Christmas X-Ray, on Christmas Day,
Our tipply Nibble and his Boxtops,
Waterboatman in the bar in the morning.

Pray whither sailed those ships all six?
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day,
Pray who whence crewed those ships all six
To the “Wee Calf and PussKins” pub in the morning.

Oh, they sailed into Kettering,
On MissMeg’s day, on Missmeg’s day,
Oh, they sailed into trouble festering,
Barmaid with her writ ready and warming.

And all foxy Talbots on earth shall ring,
Pissed this day, on Christmas Day,
And all the lawyers on earth shall ring,
Desktop’s “fed up” in the morning.

And all the Wyedyed Angels in Leek shall sing,
along with Salla’s mates on Christmas Day,
And all the Cupids in AB shall sting,
Ubasses men on Christmas Day in the morning.

And all the Trolls on SAB shall wail,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day,
And all their incursions to Hell shall sing,
and were banned by Ed in the morning.

Then let us ABers rejoice, amain,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day,
Then let us all seajaypea and appertain
Our favourite threads in the morning.


Carol 11.

On the D97 day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve Jokos Joking
Eleven Wiltsmen Wilting
Ten Squarebears-a-bashing
Nine Dickys Cooking
Eight Maidups-a-Milking
Seven Wolfies-a-Howling
Six Crafties-gin-drinking
FIVE TWRs (nb: who has his gold halos?)
Four McMouses
Three OldReds
Two Carandrogs
And Douglas chomping in the “Bay Tree”


Carol 12

You know NetIbiza and Duncer and Calibax and Josephine,
Carolegif and Cupid and Lankeela and Ethandron.,
But do you recall?
Buenchico’s most famous reindeer of all?

Stewey, the bluestone-nosed reindeer
had a very slinkykate nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it arti glows
All of thenovice reindeer
used to Voulez laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Stewey
join in any MissCommando games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Ed came to say:
"Stewey with your nose so pdq bright,
won't you guide my mibn sleigh tonight?"

Then all the bambiagains loved him
as they shouted out with Deggers glee,
Stewey the bluestone-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in AB history!

[tonyav]

LOL, very good again DT p!ssed this day 'on Christmas day lol.

[abstibus]

Magnificent!!

[ummmm]

O M G

[mrs_overall]

lol, very very good.
I am working on a re-write of A Fairy Tale of New York and have managed the first line so far:

It was Christmas Eve babe, in the Answerbank

Watch this space

[tonyav]

oh no.

[maggiebee]

Usual high standard DTC - highlight of my day reading your offerings.

[humbersloop]

sloops, pub, naah, couldn't happen...


x

[gness]

Thanks DT, for cheering me on my way to a horrible task today! x

[Bluestone]

LOL! Brilliant :-)

P.S You forgot to include 5 chemical toilets...

[gness]

Did you kiss Trego,Blue?

[Bluestone]

Lol. He wasn't there! Just Wife and MIL. I did overhear her saying it was a shame he'd missed it, though. God knows where he was, but I was utterly disappointed. I'd sat behind them so I could purposely get a sneaky photo for you! :-)

[gness]

Next time perhaps and any photo would be appreciated and drooled over. x

[Bluestone]

Gness, I will definitely get a pic, next time I see him at the school! :-))

Trigg, made me giggle too :P

[LazyGun]

Excellent work DT :)

[stewey]

You certainly do have a vivid imagination, DT. Very good.

[albaqwerty]

Brilliant as ever DT :-D xx

[lady-janine]

i'm cackling again. how long are you going to keep this going?

not sure i have many more cackles left.

[lady-janine]

for cackling see chortlesplutter.

[tonyav]

I'm sure you can find a few more your ladyship.