Problem Job ?

[LochNessMonster]

Painter visits this blokes house and proceeds to ask him what he wants done in his living room.

The bloke says "I want the wall on the right painted red, the one on the middle painted white and on the right its to be painted blue. On the skirting I want a row of the word RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS. And on the wall behind a large painting of a Union Jack with King Billy on his horse".

The painter said "Sorry I can't do that ! "

And the bloke said "Oh,are you Catholic or do you support Celtic"

And the painter replied "No, its just I have never done a Paisley Pattern before ? "