Little Mary

[Rondy]

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School and she usually slept through the class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. Waking with a start, Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted "God Almighty!" The nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.

A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret," Who is our Lord and Saviour? But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the bum. Waking with a start once again Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ!!!" and the nun once again said, "Very good!" Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it and your neck!"

The nun fainted

[zebo]

So glad that Johnny was never in one of my classes, he seems to be a terrible boy, the number of times his names crops up on this site!