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Biden And King Charles
Joe Biden met King Charles, and he turns round and says:
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom".
To which the King replies,
"I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
President Biden thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",
to which the King replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Biden".
Biden thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The King, getting a little peed off by now replied " Sorry again, Mr Biden, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before Joe Biden could utter another word, The King said:
"I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom".
To which the King replies,
"I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
President Biden thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",
to which the King replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Biden".
Biden thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The King, getting a little peed off by now replied " Sorry again, Mr Biden, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before Joe Biden could utter another word, The King said:
"I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.This joke is very dated. First recorded example is from William Shakespeare's Hamlet Act 3 Scene 2
HAMLET
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
[ Lying down at OPHELIA's feet ]
OPHELIA
No, my lord.
HAMLET
I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA
Ay, my lord.
HAMLET
Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA
I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET
That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
HAMLET
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
[ Lying down at OPHELIA's feet ]
OPHELIA
No, my lord.
HAMLET
I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA
Ay, my lord.
HAMLET
Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA
I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET
That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
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