My doctor told me to soak my feet in vinegar.
All it gave me was pickled bunions.
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Sad news.
Today we lost the inventor of the protractor.
He's with the angles now.
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The teacher asked my friend to name something you're not very good at that starts with the letter "N."
He said "Spelling."
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Saw a guy catching wild birds and cramming them into boxes.
I said: "You can pack that lark in right now!”
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Welcome to 'Owning up to Flatulence Club',
But I warn you, it's not for the 'ain't farted.
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Have you tried shooting a bow and arrow with your eyes closed?
no? You don't know what your missing!
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