Two Tramps

[carlton23]

Two tramps were walking down a country lane on a hot and sweaty day and the conversation went like this, Quote,
1st Tramp....... "Ere, `arry` ave you ***** yersel?
2nd Tramp........ "No cors not"
They continued walking for a while and the flies were buzzing around them both.
1st Tramp......."Sniff, sniff,,..Ere, are you sure `arry`?"
2nd Tramp......"Cors oim sure yer cheeky git"
1st Tramp........"Pull yer chats down nen an give us a look"
"Awrite den" said the 2nd Tramp pulling down his trousers which were full of.... you know what.
"Thur yer ur, Oi told yer so,yer stinkin dirty bas..d" said the first tramp. To which the second tramp said, "Sorry Bert,
"I fort yer meant to-day"