Our rightful king didn't seem too desperate to take the country over, as I recall (it was a year or two since I saw this programme). So we're probably better off with the Germans we have now. I sometimes with I could slap Mr Robinson about a bit myself - I think it's the short hair, it makes him look a fool - but I'm told by my partner, who has worked with him, that he's a lovely guy who'd give you the shirt off his back; so he is possibly on the royal list of licensed jesters, like Spike Milligan before him.