Shopping

[marval]

I was walking in the Tesco entrance earlier to get my weekly shopping, when I read their motto, 'Why Pay More?'
"Good point," I thought... "Asda it is then."


I'm fed up with shops that give false promises:-
You can't buy a curry at Currys
You can't buy boots at Boots
And Superdrug has always been a big disappointment


All these different shops are getting ridiculous, Toys R Us, Carpets R Us.
There's one near me that sells right angled triangles.
Pythag R Us


I ordered a load of bubble wrap off eBay today.
Just to see what it gets delivered in.


I bought a suppository from Ikea.
I had to put it up myself.


I sold some odds and ends on eBay the other day to the Pope.
I knew it was him, because he used his papal account.


I was in a supermarket the other day and I saw a man and a woman wrapped up in a barcode.
I said, "Are you two an item?"


I couldn't find the oxo cubes anywhere in our local shop today. They must have been out of stock.


I went into a second-hand shop the other day. I was looking through all of the films when I suddenly spotted Bambi for 20 whole English pounds.
I thought, "That's a little dear."


I accidently put my vegetable shopping in the same bag as my electronics.
Now my Wii smells of asparagus.


I'd like to thank B&Q for being so helpful.
I picked up a sander by mistake and they sounded an alarm warning me 'this is not a drill'.

[maggiebee]

Brilliant Marval - definitely passing on.

[excelsior-1]

some gems in there, marval
very good

[tonyav]

LOL, sum gud uns there marval.

[Svejk]

Ditto everyone.

[vulcan]

The first one struck a chord, I shopped at Tesco yesterday and on the "price comparison" ticket, they informed me I had saved 1 penny shopping with them.

[marval]

Wow 1 penny, what a saving.

[starone]

Well they keep saying every little helps this must be the little they keep talking about.

[guilliebrougues]

It's no use anymore if you want to spend a penny, the Going rate is at least 30p . for at least a Pee.