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Free Peanuts At The Bar .....

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Gizmonster | 14:04 Fri 13th Feb 2015 | Jokes
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I went into my local last night and there were free peanuts on offer on the bar. I duly tucked in, when the peanuts started talking to me !! They told me that I was a handsome, young strapping chappie and had everything going for me.
Well, I went off to the toilet and on the way, the cigarette machine started talking to me - "Ignore them peanuts. Anyone who listens to peanuts is a loser - you're a pathetic, fat, ugly low-life, with no redeeming qualities."
W T F ..... anyway I went back to the bar and told the landlord what had happened.
He said, "don't worry about it - the peanuts are complimentary and the cigarette machine is out of order."
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Lol!
Must be a very old joke, cigarette mchine in a pub, good joke tho.
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.... the joke is prob nearly as old as me ... so yea - it's old lol :P
Made me laugh !
That is a good one
LOL, I like it.
Hang on !, didn't the condom machine in the gents say anything to him.
Get a grip?
LOL ^^^^^

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