Sheer Lunacy

[Chipchopper]

A husband and his wife were sitting at the breakfast table one morning, when the wife, Suddenly, out of the blue says "Honey, I was to die would you remarry ?".
The husband looks over the top of his paper at her and says "Well of course not darling, that's a ridiculous
question and I don't want to hear any more about it"

The following morning the wife asks the same question and adds "would you let her sleep in our bed"
Husband: "look, as I said before, the thought has never even entered my mind and that's
the God's honest truth"
Wife : okay would you let her use your golf clubs?"
Husband : "that's so ridiculous, anyway she's left-handed.

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[Hopkirk]

Oh no, that'll drive a wedge between them.

[shoota]

Stroke my putter...

[shoota]

God give me a No 1 wood...

[Chipchopper]

He always took a spare pair of trousers with him, to the golf course just in case he got a hole in one