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ToraToraTora | 17:24 Mon 18th Sep 2023 | Jokes
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks,  in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,  "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" 

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,  "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and  fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like dat cute widdle bwown wabbit over  der?"  

 She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, 

"I don't think my python weally gives a thyit."

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