Do You Think I Just Fell Out Of A Coconut Tree?

[sandyRoe]

Do you think I've just came up the Clyde in a bubble?

Do you think my head buttons up the back?

Are these ways of saying, 'I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking .'?

[Dukedelorca]

Yes,here is another one: Do you think I've come up the Tyne on a bike?

[-SharonA-]

Do you think I was born yesterday!

[Old_Geezer]

Did you want a yes or no answer ?

[jourdain2]

Add - just because I'm  (choose from the following) female, gay, trans, muslim ---------- and youhave WW3 on a plate!

[newmodarmy]

I've never heard that one, duke. I take it it's one used by Geordies.

I didn't come down in the last shower.

[Clone]

What does 

''You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?''

mean?

[sandyRoe]

^. I think that's an Americanism, something to do with their next President.

[Clone]

I doubt she will be.

[zebo]

Do you think I came up the Mersey on a tea-tray?

[Chipchopper]

Do you think I just got off the banana boat?

[1ozzy]

Do you think I came down in the last rain

[sandyRoe]

The coconut one might have more meaning to our American cousins, coconuts being brown on the outside and white on the inside.  So it could be a way of asking: Do you think I'm an Uncle Tom?

[ToraToraTora]

My mum used to say: "Do you think I just come up on a banana boat?" - often shortened to "..you think I just come up?"

[Tilly2]

I'm not as daft as I look.

[sandyRoe]

One from Belfast that's long dropped out if common usage: His/her head's full of wee sweetie mice.

[Tilly2]

What about Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey.😀