This Is Our Headline Of Week

[mccfluff]

http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/News/Man-74-shampoos-genitals-on-Bedford-bus-after-having-issues-with-his-briefs-20130903121453.htm

[rockyracoon]

ROFL, bloody perv!

[marval]

I shall watch out next time I am in Bletchley.

[Sqad]

“He had his zip undone on his trousers and was rubbing his penis and his testicles."

After all theses years, I didn't realise i had to rub my testicles as well as my penis when masturbating.........

[jackthehat]

And it contains the quote of the week.........

//Milne, who was described as 'semi-erect' during the act, added: "I was treated like a hardened criminal."//

[flump1]

The Itchy and Scratchy show ...Urggggggg

[mccfluff]

that's the bit that had us in tears, Jack

[berniecuddles]

what a load of b@lls!

[albaqwerty]

lol, love the 'hardened criminal' line too.

Sqad, too much information!

[Mosaic]

he really should come clean about this incident.

[Tilly2]

I bet the mother and child were horrified. What a shock.

[ummmm]

Sqad - now you know go get busy :-)

[berniecuddles]

lol @ ummmm

[joggerjayne]

Not quite sure what all the fuss was about. Crikey, it was just a willy.

[Octavius]

He also tried clemency but it didn't stand up in court. Well, not all the way.

[Baldric]

What's the problem, surely it's Natural Progression,
Aren't things supposed to stiffen up as you get older?

[AB Editor]

I'm glad the headline writer rose to the occasion.

[vulcan42]

I bet he was using this
http://www.swellhair.co.uk/assets/shampoo1-461x461.jpg

[Octavius]

Or this.

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/health/cms/binary/6417656.jpg?size=620x400s

[mccfluff]

lol

i just can't figure out the thought process

on a bus with other members of the public
itchy balls
oh i'll get my shampoo out and massage it into my genitals... in front of everyone

[Octavius]

I can't think why you believe there is a thought process required.