Dogging

[marval]

I put all my Dogging videos and material on eBay.
No bids yet but fourteen people are watching.

Nothing is made in the UK anymore.
I have just bought a radio and it said, “Built in antenna.”
I don’t even know where that country is.

I am thinking of starting a palm plant business but I don’t have any saplings to get me started.
I am just asking for a frond.

I have just been out to try the new Fleetwood MacDonald’s restaurant that has opened near me. They sell you fries, sell you sweet little fries.

I have just bought shares in a cement factory in Devon.
You can’t go wrong if you put your money in Brixham Mortar

Have you been the victim of faulty double glazing?
You could be entitled to condensation!

For our holiday I got a map of the world, gave my partner a dart, and said we would go wherever the dart lands.
I’m happy to announce in August we’re going to spend a lovely two weeks picnicking next to the skirting board.

On a menu I saw “Golden Soup” listed.
I asked the waitress why it was called Golden Soup.
She said it was because there were twenty four carrots in it.

[Patsy33]

Some of these made me chuckle..Good ones Marval!