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Carakeel | 13:09 Tue 10th Apr 2012 | Jokes
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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered .. . . It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled for immediate surgery...

When she was completely disrobed on the operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had
been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read . . . ' Keep off the grass. '

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient ' s dressing,
which said ' Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn. '
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He He He ! Could do with a visit from the Lawnmower myself :-)
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lol, please don't tell me you've dyed yours green too!
Gone Grey with old age Cara ! lol
Mines gone all patchy, something to do with the drought I suppose :o)

jem
Another excuse to play this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM
HaHa

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