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Mad over Fifties Club
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The Club is now Open.
Welcome again, friends, old and older, mad and madder.
What delights will this evening hold for us all ?
Here's hoping for a new and delicious tailcock, a bit of assiduous buttling (later as he is detained elswhere...no word of any butcher lady, though, thank goodness), an ode from the bard and news from all, of course.)
For tonight's raffle , so far I have:
A tin of Ox Blood shoe polish (unopened)
A small feather duster for cleaning small crevices
Six blue cardigan buttons (well, you don't have to use them for a cardigan, that's just where I got them)
Fifteen toilet rolls (Izal, the hard stuff...very good for comb and paper )
Welcome again, friends, old and older, mad and madder.
What delights will this evening hold for us all ?
Here's hoping for a new and delicious tailcock, a bit of assiduous buttling (later as he is detained elswhere...no word of any butcher lady, though, thank goodness), an ode from the bard and news from all, of course.)
For tonight's raffle , so far I have:
A tin of Ox Blood shoe polish (unopened)
A small feather duster for cleaning small crevices
Six blue cardigan buttons (well, you don't have to use them for a cardigan, that's just where I got them)
Fifteen toilet rolls (Izal, the hard stuff...very good for comb and paper )
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Good evening Milady and fellow guests, in light of the message from the Butler that he may well be late in arriving (mumblings of Wemberley...whatever that is?) I have secure access to his crannies, so will be hiding all outerwear myself tonight. I am sure most will have coats as the air is decided chilly tonight.
Memo - do take a stroll around the ramparts to see if you can spot the 'Super Moon' tonight.
To warm us I have made a lovely big Hot Pot, accompanied by spiced pickled beetroot. There is the usual array of nibbles too.
Tonight's Tailcock is - Ramires Raa - a saviour in a glass and a start as you mean to go on kind of drink.
For the Rofl
Scarlet ribbons (surplus to requirements)
3 earplugs
1 drumstick (musical variety)
An egg slicer
Birhday candle (age 5)
Memo - do take a stroll around the ramparts to see if you can spot the 'Super Moon' tonight.
To warm us I have made a lovely big Hot Pot, accompanied by spiced pickled beetroot. There is the usual array of nibbles too.
Tonight's Tailcock is - Ramires Raa - a saviour in a glass and a start as you mean to go on kind of drink.
For the Rofl
Scarlet ribbons (surplus to requirements)
3 earplugs
1 drumstick (musical variety)
An egg slicer
Birhday candle (age 5)
Just go with the flow Percy, no one actually knows what's going on, this is the place for the bemused, bewildered and just (as in my case) plain daft. Good evening to all.
In view of the fact that I worship at the Team of the Camp Nou, I shall refrain from your (usually) most delicious Tailcocks Mama and partake of the most excellent brew which I carry in a tartan thermos concealed within the depths of my reticule. The coach and pair will return for me later (still have the "injury") should I disappear betwixt now and 10.00 fear not I shall be in some quiet corner watching Pep's final game at the Camp Nou...
In view of the fact that I worship at the Team of the Camp Nou, I shall refrain from your (usually) most delicious Tailcocks Mama and partake of the most excellent brew which I carry in a tartan thermos concealed within the depths of my reticule. The coach and pair will return for me later (still have the "injury") should I disappear betwixt now and 10.00 fear not I shall be in some quiet corner watching Pep's final game at the Camp Nou...
Good evening to all and how are ?the fair folks of the Cassle tonight
What do we have in the sack for wiffle pwizes?:
One guitar with one G string, signed Jimmi Hendricks.
One Bottle of Hendricks Gin three quarters G-d as in my gut
One Bach G string
One CD (scratched) featuring Kenny G
One ticket used to experience Formula 1 driving G forces with some maniac called Chocolate Button
One organ tube set in G
One Goddess G bra from Mighty Glenda.
May the G be with you tonight. Gee.
What do we have in the sack for wiffle pwizes?:
One guitar with one G string, signed Jimmi Hendricks.
One Bottle of Hendricks Gin three quarters G-d as in my gut
One Bach G string
One CD (scratched) featuring Kenny G
One ticket used to experience Formula 1 driving G forces with some maniac called Chocolate Button
One organ tube set in G
One Goddess G bra from Mighty Glenda.
May the G be with you tonight. Gee.
I have a very large Singapore Sling stashed away, Mama, and a couple of Estrella Damms, and I know for sure there's a nice bottle of Rioja ................ you have quite enough to do this evening, since the butler has taken a little "gardening leave" I shall be quite fine for the time being (Messi scored a few minutes ago - time for a toast methinks!)