Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome again, friends, old and older, mad and madder.


What delights will this evening hold for us all ?
Here's hoping for a new and delicious tailcock, a bit of assiduous buttling (later as he is detained elswhere...no word of any butcher lady, though, thank goodness), an ode from the bard and news from all, of course.)


For tonight's raffle , so far I have:

A tin of Ox Blood shoe polish (unopened)
A small feather duster for cleaning small crevices
Six blue cardigan buttons (well, you don't have to use them for a cardigan, that's just where I got them)
Fifteen toilet rolls (Izal, the hard stuff...very good for comb and paper )

[Mamyalynne]

Cats , Camels, effalumps and all, they are eating us out of house and home.

Hi all new arrivals.

[DaisyNonna]

DT, is that not actionable? Perhaps I need a teeny, tiny fluffy miaow creature to stroke and nurture. Need to keep my broom happy, otherwise he bucks.

[nungate]

Gonna cry in a minute, Pep's saying his goodbye to the fans at the Camp Nou.
Oh, we won as well 4-0 in a local Dderby with Espanyol - Messi scored 4!
Record for a season, and it's not done yet!
Pass the tissues....................

[nungate]

Do you think your broom might like a cuddly toy cat Daisy?

[Mamyalynne]

I could knit one from camel hair.

[DTCwordfan]

awwww thats a nice offer for Daisy

[nungate]

You could have some llama or alpaca combings Mama, if you can spin them into yarn

[ladyalex]

OMG the body count this week is about 7 so far, I think.
These Skands don't half know how todo homicides...
Sorry , pals, just keeping you all up to date on the Bridge.
Oops, it's started up again...back later...

PS I am not consorting with LiK. He's watching the footie, not the Skand murder series.
Might not mind a bit of consorting though...in a platonic kind of a way...

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes I have my spinning wheel.

[Mamyalynne]

Consorting!!!....pah

[DaisyNonna]

What a lovely thought! I fear broom would prefer a live miaow creature as he is tired of trying to communicate with inanimate objects. The cauldron is in a major sulk and the wand has gone all bendy.

[nungate]

Oh, dear, a bendy wand and a sulky cauldron, someone needs a visit to Diagon Alley Daisy (yes I've read Harry Potter I confess!)

[BigMac]

Recovering from drinking plenty of bitter, sour grapes and eating hard cheese.

From the waffle, may I have the ox-blood polish (ticket colour 34, number pink).

Roll on the All-Ireland final on 19 May at Twickenham - I'll be there!

[humbersloop]

Good Evening Mi'Lady,

for the riffle we bring:

1of remaindered child's easter pink straw hat (co-op, members' points), will do for summer
an aversion to Izal and combs
a walnut and cranberry loaf
some neutral shoe polish

Also, advance apologies for next week. Will be in a hole in the ground in S Yorks scraping a barge's bottom.

Thank you Mi'Lady also, for getting the Otter into a taxi last Sunday afternoon. I trust the other creatures are still game for a punt on the cards this evening?

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Miss Sloop, wonderful prizes and just in time, so I take it you have a barnacled bottom then?

[Mamyalynne]

Otters in taxis ? whatever next, they walked or swam when I was a lass.

[nungate]

There's a cream for that Sloop

[ladyalex]

Just a quick comfort break...the tension is mounting....
can I have some more pickled beetroot, please...the colour camoflages teh blood.

Big Mac ...I do winning the raffle with my tickets, I think you'll find.

[nungate]

Mama, you can't expect an otter to walk home - especially at the time this club closes

[Mamyalynne]

I suppose not no.


Maybe as her Ladyship is still on the 'Bridge' it is time for the Rofl


This weeks tickets are number Mauve