For A Fiver...

[Jemisa]

This old couple are walking around a car boot sale , when they notice on a stall-an offer of 5 toilet brushes for a fiver,
Both impressed they buy the toilet brushes, the following week the old lady is again at the car boot and she passes the same stall when the owner says

"How are you getting on with those toilet brushes?" and the little old dear says " Well i"m persevering , but my old man"s gone back to paper"

[excelsior-1]

brings tears to my eyes

nice one Jem

[DTCwordfan]

I had someone show me (conceptually) in my pub how to use toilet paper the army way.

1. take a piece of paper, tear it in half and save one half.
2. with one half, punch your finger through the centre and leave it there, save the disc.
3, take the paper and your finger and stick your finger up your rear and wipe around.
4. pull out, use the other side to clean your finger and around
5. dispose of the half.
6. take the disc that you had saved - that's for cleaning underneath your fingernail..........

[frugalfred]

I tried that, DT, with 2 pieces, but I wrecked 'em.

[marval]

Ouch lol

[Jemisa]

Disc DT? Where does one get a disc from? (I wanna get it right)

BA for you DT.

Jem

[mrs.chappie]

Ewwww. :o)