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Confucious Did Not Say.....

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excelsior-1 | 23:21 Thu 25th Jul 2013 | Jokes
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Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be p***ed off than p***ed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on lavatory is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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I wonder if Confucious is suffering from burnt ears.

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Good. I like number 8 best.

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