A man enjoys a long pampering session in the bathroom. He then goes into the bedroom to where his wife is dozing, and seductively dims the lights.
'I've had a good trim below,' he says slipping off his dressing gown and giving her a sexy look. 'You know what that means?'
'Yes darling, I certainly do,' his wife replies. 'It means the drain is clogged with pubes again!'